Dead People Taste Like Chicken *Cultural Annihilation*

So that $*?%& drunk %$*?& decides to get out of the taxi, right side, without taking the time to see if a car is coming and… Obviously one is! The left side of my car is gone! The mirror is flying and I’m about to beat the crap out of whoever opened that door.. It’s not been 2 weeks yet since I got the car and it’s already going in for repair!

The insurance will love me..
- Front wing needs to be replaced,
- Left door needs a lot of work including replacing the mirror,
- Rear wing needs some work done.

And the car I was enjoying so much will be unavailable for who knows how long! I’ll be stuck in a &%?$& rental!

Driving without a left side mirror is hell and I’m not even sure it’s legal!.. Actually I’m pretty sure it isn’t.

I hate people!

**UPDATE**
I forgot to mention that the warning panel in the dashboard is now warning me to change the light in the left mirror signal light! -_-

Isn’t it funny how that book that I’m reading is forcing me to see why she left and why I must let her go. Why I am not the one for her and how I totally missed my chance to be happy.. Over and over and over again.. And that book is absolutely not a “self help -overpriced- written by a nobody “Doc” socio-pop” book but a “dark pulp psycho thriller”

I made my first real diner on the, very old, Danby oven in my studio.. Took me 1 hour to cook noddles!! I just won’t be able to burn anything, ever! It took 20 minutes for the water to boil!

“I’m overpowered!” - Róisín Murphy

Wow! What a fucking crazy week-end. Their was sushi and rosé then their was a documentary and then a Snake Bite. Later their was sex and then more sex and then their was about 10 million people in Quebec City to see Paul McCartney!

Ladies and Gentlemen!! Depends is proud to present Paul McCartney!!.. And the John Lenon medley is brought to you by Prozac! Fuck people were so old..

I still have some things to pick up and then the links between me and the Ex will definitely be broken. Her being cold with me helped me a lot to get over her and now, even if I still feel a lot of love for her I think I might be able to get over our brake up. But 5 years is a lot of time and there is very little that doesn’t remind me of her.. But I’ll manage. I feel sad and somewhat depressed but even after 3 weeks I didn’t go manic over this so I might do just fine.

i now have to concentrate on living with myself, the only person I don’t really want to live with! But since I can manage to not be alone most of the time, I should be just fine.

I love my apartment and I love my new car! I have a date tomorrow with an awesome lady and I’m going to eat sushi and, if the temperature agrees, have red wine in the park!

There! I’m happy! Yay… whatever..

The best hitman in the world!

I guess you weren’t expecting to see your name here! Or that, for once, someone was actually listening to all of your drunk tales. Well, I was, I always am, listening.

I met JF late last night, at around 12:40AM. I was sitting in the windows frame having a coffee and a cigarette while JF was drunk and talking to no one in the middle of the deserted street. JF doesn’t live around my place, he probably came around here to beg for money because JF doesn’t work. JF is a drunk and an alchoolic and JF is a schizophrenic who doesn’t take is pills but beside that and being the number uno hitman in the world, JF is a good guy. He as a lot to tell and if you listen long enough you can eventually make the difference between the real JFs life and the schizo life.

JF can also be a bad boy and that’s why JF dropped the sewer cap into the sewer. JF doesn’t care what other people think! But once you explain to JF that children could actually fall into that hole JF feels really bad about what he did because now he understands that the ones he is trying to hurt aren’t the one that would get hurt by what he did. You might be the number uno hitman but you just can’t kill the voices in your head!

I told JF to go home and take a well deserved nap because now I had to call the authority to get this child dead trap fixed no matter how funny imagining kids pile up in the sewer could be.. I gave him a smoke and he walked away…

I like mental people, drunks, druggies… and other regular night-street people. While their stories might not be too attractive to the common crowd I find them very entertaining and inspiring.

I guess I’ll see JF around, drunk, some other time..

Ok, I am absolutly not a TV fan! I hate TV!! But, when a website offers me about 3000 chanels from around the world, including 25 channels from Japan, now you got me! I can say no to TV but I can’t say no to Japan!

Now lets find where I’ll get scammed with this!?

Inspired by: Vague | Divagation Blog

1. The Martin Brothers - Tub Time With Eggs, 2. Getting into British cuisine, 3. ” What wisdom can you find that is greater than kindness?” Jean Jacques Rousseau, 4. Small Dogs Rule!, 5. Christina, 6. Coffee has two virtues: it is wet and warm., 7. It’s full…, 8. Stretch, 9. Broken Heart Robot, 10. Untitled, 11. A perfect weekend watching Tom & Jerry on tv and laughing…, 12. Staggering List…

Here’s how you play:

• Type your answer to each of the questions below into Flickr search
  using only the first page. Choose an image.
• Copy and paste each of the URLs into the mosaic maker at FD’s image maker.

The questions:

1. What is your first name?
2. What is your favourite food?
3. What high school did you attend?
4. What is your favourite colour?
5. Who is your celebrity crush?
6. Favourite drink?
7. Dream vacation?
8. Favourite dessert?
9. What do you want to be when you grow up?
10. What do you love most in life?
11. One word to describe you.
12. Your Flickr name.

My answeres:1. Martin 2. Chicken 3. Jacques-Rousseau 4. Orange 5. Christina Ricci 6. Coffee 7. Japan 8. Chocolate 9. Astronaut 10. Life 11. Crazy (I was originaly going for hopeles..) 12. edgar H.

At first, when I learn that they were making a movie out of Maurice Dantec Babylon Babies book I became over excited! At the time (A bit more then 2 years ago) Babylon Babies was still my favorite book from this author.. Then the disgust came! They announce that the main character would be played by Vin Diesel!! Oh the humanity!! I lost interest in the movie and didn’t follow much on it’s evolution, of course, out of simple curiosity, I, once in a while, had a look in the news to see if that project was still on the go. The movie is coming out August 28 of this month… Well, I’ll probably be the first in line to see this one and you know what? I just saw the trailer and I realized that as much as Vin sucks at being an actor, he kind of reflect properly the character from the book.

If you end up loving this movie get the book!! I don’t think that Dantec style can be translated into a movie so you would be missing out on a lot of talent!

Re: Le Madame Show 6 : le destin.

Premièrement, Merci beaucoup Madame! Comme si j’avais besoin de me poser des questions existentielles durant les heures d’affaires! ;P

Je ne me suis jamais fait lire les lignes de la main mais une chose que je sais c’est que ma ligne de vie est 1) Courte et 2) Vraiment, mais vraiment tout croche!

Certains gens prétendent que nous n’avons absolument aucun contrôle sur notre existence. Qu’il existe un magicien quelque part dans le ciel qui contrôle tout depuis toujours. Surprenament c’est même gens ne croient pas au père Noël ou au licorne (Schizophrénie sélective?) Je ne pourrais jamais mais jamais être en accord avec de tel propos, autant mourir que de laisser ma vie entre des mains étrangères.. Et oui, si “dieu” existe pour moi il s’agit d’un étranger.

Dénigrer le hasard!
Pourquoi t’en de gens dénigre le hasard? Comme s’il s’agissait d’un fléau. Rien n’est le fruit du hasard tout est destiné!? Ton emploi t’es destiné, ta femme, ton mari, ta voiture, ton salaire, ta maison.. Et le fruit du hasard lui? et si je l’avais rencontré par simple hasard? et si nous n’étions pas destiné l’un pour l’autre mais simplement le fruit du hasard? Si je n’y étais pas aller je ne l’aurai jamais rencontré mais aurais-je passer le reste de ma vie seul pour autant? Je ne crois pas! Je ne resterai peut-être pas a Québec City aujourd’hui, je n’aurai donc pas mon emploi serais-je donc dans la rue a Montréal? Plus heureux, totalement malheureux? Marié avec 3 enfants ou célibataire avec une belle voiture et la liberté? Ah le fruit du hasard! Car je ne crois pas que cette voiture m’était prédestiné moi qui n’a jamais eu d’intérêt pour les chars.

Et le destin lui?
Si je prend a gauche je rentre chez moi et une avion s’écrase sur ma maison. Si je prend a droite je vais faire la fête et je rencontre l’âme sœur. Et si je rebroussais chemin juste pour foutre la merde!?..

Bon, je dois retourner au travail.. A suivre, peut-être..

Yet an other weekend is over.. I slept home, alone, for the first time Saturday night, I survived but I was really down and lonely.

I shouldn’t have,
We shouldn’t have,
She shouldn’t have!
Now I have to start all over again!
I so want it again!

Reading blogs
“Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla..”How comes everyone as more interesting things to blog about then me!?.. Arg!

Oh! Maybe I should take my pills!!.. Done! Lets see now… Nope! Nothing! I still feel like crap! But.. There is hope!! There is? Well, they say there’s always hope!? Who says? Not me anyway! I want to believe in life but can life believe in me!? (Wow! That was corny!) My boss is starting to have doubt about me… Well, being depress all the time doesn’t make me a really efficient employee! I need to make a t-shirt with the slogan “I went out with her for 5 years and barely survived!” This slogan make it sound like she was an evil witch (With a B) or something but she wasn’t.. She was too good actually! Fuck! Why can’t woman be more bitchy with their boyfriends?! Wouldn’t that make breakups much easier: “I’m dumping you hun!” “Oh!! Thank God! It’s about time!!”.. Hum! Sounds like I’m not quite moving on here..

I need to find a new hobby.. Masturbation is just not working for me anymore and I’m not getting an internet connection at home until the 27th.. I got my camera out of the dust box, that could be a start. I wish I could think of something to do with it!? (Take pics of myself masturbating?)

My throat hurt! I so wish I hadn’t start smoking again! Now I can’t stop.. Not that I really want to anyway! Cigarette is a good thing when you’re depressed because it can make you feel even worst about yourself!

Last night I dreamt that I was back at an old friend place, just having fun and enjoying my surroundings. Then I woke up and I was late again..

In my quest for happiness.. Here’s something interesting! I want to be happy, enjoy life and all but I just realized that I have no idea what would make me happy right now!? (Sure! But BJ don’t last for ever!) Friends are a good start but I need something deeper.. I need a fucking function in life!!.. And to cut my toenails! I should definitely cut my toenails first.. Talking about deeper friends! I wonder why those two don’t talk to me anymore??

Budget!
I have like 10 bucks until Thursday and I so need a beer!! Luckily I was able to go to the grocery and buy some stuff, bread and peanut butter.. The essence of life!

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